Dear very loving male folks,
We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14).. We’d appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!
We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!
We’ve given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.
Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that- of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during d xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with it’s consummation in no distant time!
Valentine’s day is just 3wks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.
Thank you for your kind cooperation.
President, Single Ladies Association...culled from information nigeria